Literary Device of the Week: Similes, Metaphors and Clichés

Haha. This blog post is going to be amazing. Cheesy Similes, Metaphors, and Cliches. That can't be to hard, since I am a cheesy person :P

It's hard to describe myself, but according to my friends, I'm as cuddly as a panda bear. (simile) I try my best to make people happy, because if they are not happy, then I'm not either. So technically, I'm a piece of candy, sweet all the way to the core. (metaphor). I also work extremely hard so you can say I'm a busy bee. (cliche)

I am also very loyal, and according to a lot of my friends, I'm like a clock, because they can always count on me. A lot people say that they can tell how I'm feeling from my eyes. My eyes are like a mood ring, they reflect the colors of my emotions. My body is very strange, but I'm very proud of it. Apparently, I'm a contortionist and its awesome! My arms are rubber. You can pretty much move them anywhere you want and they will go!



(I would like to give a big thanks to my friends for this post. Your opinions of me really payed off!)